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May 3, 2024
Title: Hallelujah and Amen!
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A cowboy decided to buy a horse from the preacher. As the money changed hands, the preacher warned him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands. To get him to run, you must say ‘Hallelujah!’ And to make him stop say ‘Amen’.” The cowboy thanked him and the preacher left.
Later that afternoon, the cowboy decided to test out the horse. He saddled up and mounted, then kicked his heels, yelling “Heyahh!” The horse just stood there, unmoving.
“Oh yeah”, the rancher thought, remembering what the preacher said. “Hallelujah!”
The horse bolted into a dead run. The rancher held on for dear life. “Woah! Slow down!” He pulled hard at the reins, but the horse was running at top speed, straight for the edge of a tall cliff. “Stop! Woah!”
The horse wouldn’t slow down or stop. The cliff was getting closer and closer. The cowboy, panicking, realized he was about to die and quickly prayed. “God, save my soul and forgive my sins. Amen.”
The horse slid to a sweaty stop, right at the very edge of the cliff. The cowboy, giddy with relief, shouted. “Hallelujah!”
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April 26, 2024
Title: A Book Report on the Bible by a 5th Grader
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A fifth graders’ “Book Report on the Bible”. Click
here for the full article
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March 22, 2024
Title: Reasons to Vote for Democrats
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Terry Lowry
with Host of the What's UP Radio Program
A testimonial by Dennis Prager reads: “I read it twice.”
On the front cover is this from President Donald Trump: “A great book for your reading enjoyment.”
A New York Times bestselling author, Katie Pavlich, states: “The most efficient way to learn about the issues that Democrats really care about. This is a must-read.”
The title of this must-get, must-read, must-give to those on the fence: “Reasons to Vote for Democrats.”
Yep, just under reading the Bible, this is next on the list. If the pages were numbered, it would run close to 200 pages. It is an easy, quick read and very memorable. Each page is basically blank. There are NO reasons printed to ever vote for Democrats. Order your copy today. Proudly display it in your home or office. Everyone who sees it and reads the title will pick it up and flip through all the empty pages. Their reaction will tell you immediately where they stand. Make note, for now you know who to take with you when you vote.
Click
here to order a copy of “Reasons to Vote for Democrat” by Michael J. Knowles.
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January 26, 2024
Title: A Book Report on the Bible by a 5th Grader
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A fifth graders’ “Book Report on the Bible”. Click
here for the full article
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January 17, 2024
Title: A Book Report on the Bible by a 5th Grader
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A fifth graders’ “Book Report on the Bible”. Click
here for the full article
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January 3, 2024
Title: A Book Report on the Bible by a 5th Grader
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A fifth graders’ “Book Report on the Bible”. Click
here for the full article
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November 3, 2023
Title: Texaholics
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
What is a Texaholic?
A Texaholic is a person who is addicted to all things Texas, such as: bluebonnets, sweet tea, Blue Bell ice cream, boots, two-steppin’, and red dirt music.
A Texaholic loves BBQ, hill country sunsets, honky tonks, pearl snap shirts, pick-up trucks, and Tex-Mex.
Texaholics take the back roads, float the river, go to the rodeo, and Remember the Alamo.
Texaholics listens to Waylon, Willie, Merle, and of course King George.
A Texaholic knows Texas History and slogans like “Come and take it!”
Texaholics watch football under the Friday night lights and proudly fly the Lone Star Flag.
Texaholics understand Texas is a state of mind. It’s an obsession.
Texaholics know that Texas is one state under God.
So don’t mess with Texas. OR a Texaholic.
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October 9, 2023
Title: A Book Report on the Bible by a 5th Grader
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A fifth graders’ “Book Report on the Bible”. Click
here for the full article
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October 6, 2023
Title: Senior Woman Outsmarts a Waitress
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A senior couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two
eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.
“This sounds good,” the wife said. “But skip the eggs.”
The young waitress replied: “Then I’ll have to charge you $3.49 since you’re
ordering a la carte.”
“You mean I have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” the woman asked.
“Yes,” replied the waitress.
“Okay, I’ll take the special,” the woman said.
“Very good,” said the waitress. “Now, how would you like your eggs?”
“Raw and in the shell,” the woman replied.
After breakfast, the wise old lady took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
Moral of the story: Just because you’re old, doesn’t mean you’re stupid.
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July 28, 2023
Title: Things to Ponder
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
Things to Ponder:
If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular type of pencil, why is it still No. 2?
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why are people “in” a movie, but “on” TV?
So… what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why do “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same exact thing?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
When French people swear, do they say “Pardon my English?”
Why do people say “heads up” when you should, in fact, “duck down”?
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July 24, 2023
Title: A Book Report on the Bible by a 5th Grader
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A fifth graders’ “Book Report on the Bible”. Click
here for the full article
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June 26, 2023
Title: A Book Report on the Bible by a 5th Grader
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A fifth graders’ “Book Report on the Bible”. Click
here for the full article
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May 31, 2023
Title: A Book Report on the Bible by a 5th Grader
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A fifth graders’ “Book Report on the Bible”. Click
here for the full article
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March 24, 2023
Title: God Create a Parking Space
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
After starting a new diet, I altered my drive to work to avoid
passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery
this morning and, as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies.
I felt this was no accident so I prayed to the Lord: "Lord, it's up to You, if
You want me to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking space for
me directly in front of the bakery." And sure enough, on the eighth time around
the block, there it was! God is so Good! (Editor’s note: I would have drove
around at least a dozen more times… just saying.)
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February 3, 2023
Title: A Book Report on the Bible by a 5th Grader
Topic: Friday Funny
Discussed by Sara Tracey
with The What's UP Radio Program
A fifth graders’ “Book Report on the Bible”. Click
here for the full article
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